On any given day, 30 to 40 catamarans run similar cruises from Cancun to Isla Mujeres. They all have one thing in common: when people see our boat, they all wish they were on it!
Some of our guests have taken more than 50 trips with us and return several times a year, sometimes for three cruises in the space of 10 days. Others won’t book their vacation until they know our Boobs Cruise dates. On a typical trip, around half the guests on board are returning customers who already know the drill.
Repeat business and word of mouth are our priority. We are not like some others who want to take you for as much money as they can once, and then hope they never see you again. We want to see you time and time again and hope that you bring your friends too!
The Boobs Cruise began in 2006, and the current format was established in 2008. We have refined it through the years and feel we have achieved the perfect recipe that cannot be beaten, no matter how many others may try to copy our concept. Many have tried, and all have failed. We saw how other companies ran their tours, and we improved every single aspect.
Here’s why the Boobs Cruise is so much better than all the rest:
The Catamarans:
The catamarans we use are modern luxury models equipped with leather seating, four cabins and two bathrooms. We don’t use old boats with interiors cluttered by anchors and rope and only a single dirty toilet. Our guests deserve the best, and we make sure we provide it!
The Staff:
Our entertainment team, Chinos, Omar and Sara 69, are career entertainers. They have more than 50 years of experience between them and can read a crowd perfectly.
They deliver exactly what the crowd wants and adapt on the fly. We don’t employ ‘kids’ working a gap year, nor staff on minimum wage who do it because they have to but don’t really want to. The Boobs Cruise team are professional entertainers, and we pay them well because they deliver exactly what our people want.
Our boat crew, including the captain, sailors and bartenders, are hand-picked from a large pool of staff. They all want to work on our boat because it’s the most fun and because our clients enjoy it so much that they tip well. But we only choose the best. Poor performers will find themselves on another boat next time.
The Price:
With us, you pay one price and there are no nasty surprises. Reef tax is included, as is the open bar at lunchtime at Albatros Beach Club. So many other companies will sell you a tour and ‘forget’ to mention extra taxes on arrival or drinks that cost extra at lunchtime. “Only another $10, sir”, “Another $20 if you want a better boat” and plenty more upsells follow an apparently low price for a boat that is falling apart with shitty service.
With us, you pay one price, and we take care of you for the rest of the day with no extra to pay on the best boats in the fleet. We don’t have those annoying official photographers on board taking pictures you didn’t ask for and then trying to sell you overpriced photos you didn’t even want. No way, Jose!
Yes, our price might seem higher than regular catamaran trips in Cancun. But once you take into account all the extras we include, we are sure you will find our price the best value ever.
The Sound System:
Forget listening to a CD on a loop through crappy speakers with a guide whose microphone barely works. On the Cancun Boobs Cruise, we bring our own kick-ass sound system and a dedicated DJ. Our setup includes five huge speakers on the roof of the boat, a mixing desk and a laptop with thousands of tracks available within seconds.
Requests are welcome, and we always fit the music to the group we have. At lunchtime, Albatros Beach Club provides its own music while we are ashore; our DJ and sound system stay on the boat.
Empty Cup Policy:
Have you ever found yourself on a tour or trip where drinks are stated as all-inclusive, yet you spend half the time with an empty cup looking for bartenders? Then, when you do find them, they ignore you?
Not on our boat! Our staff are instructed to look for anyone whose cup is less than half full and offer another drink. Proactive service is part of the job, so you won’t spend the day chasing a bartender.
The People:
Last but not least, there is a reason we try to keep this cruise a little quiet and under the radar. We don’t shout about it from the rooftops, brag about it on Tripadvisor and sell it to everyone regardless. The quality and attitude of our people are the most important criterion. We don’t want to do anything that might change that just for a few extra dollars in our pocket.
Those who attend the Boobs Cruise will be some of the most fun, open-minded people you could ever wish to meet. Thousands of long-lasting friendships have been formed. Most of our customers stay at Temptation Resort. And wow, do they know how to party!
Many are regular contributors to our Temptation forum, so they are already outgoing and looking to meet people and make the most of their valuable vacation. The Boobs Cruise is primarily for couples, but we welcome select singles. Single women are always welcome; groups of more than two single men are not permitted.
You won’t find out-of-control bachelor parties spoiling the vibe on our trip. It’s not a fucking zoo!