On any given day there are 30 to 40 catamarans that run similar cruises from Cancun to Isla Mujeres. They all have one thing in common. When the people see our boat they all wish they were on it!
Our topless catamaran cruise has people who have taken 50+ trips with us before and return several times a year. Some who take 3 trips with us in the space of 10 days. We have people who won’t book their vacation dates until they know our Boobs Cruise dates. Every trip, around half of the boat are people who have been before and know the drill.
Repeat business and word of mouth are our priority. We are not like some others who want to take you for as much money as they can once, and then hope they never see you again. We want to see you time and time again and hope that you bring your friends too!
The boobs cruise has been running for 12 years now. We have refined it through the years and feel we have achieved the perfect recipe that cannot be beaten, no matter how many others may try to copy our concept. Many have tried, and all have failed. We saw how other companies ran their tours, and we improved every single aspect.
Here’s why the Boobs Cruise is so much better than all the rest:
The Catamarans:
The catamarans we use are modern luxury models only a few years old. These boats cost around $750,000 and are equipped with leather sofa interior, 4 cabins and two bathrooms. We don’t use 25 yr old boats where the interior is full of anchors and rope with a single dirty toilet. Our people deserve the best and, we make sure we provide it!
The Staff:
Our Entertainment staff in Chinos, Omar and Sara 69 are career entertainers, they have over 50 years of experience between them and can read a crowd perfectly.
They deliver exactly what the crowd wants and adapt on the fly. We don’t employ ‘kids’ working a gap year, nor staff on minimum wage who do it because they have to but don’t really want to. The Boobs Cruise team are professional entertainers, and we pay them well because they deliver exactly what our people want.
Our boat crew, the Captain, Sailors and Bar Tenders are hand-picked from a large pool of staff. They all want to work on our boat because it’s the most fun. Also, because our clients enjoy it so much they tip well. But we only choose the best – poor performers will find themselves on another boat next time.
The Price:
With us you pay one price and there are no nasty surprises. Reef tax is included, open bar at lunchtime is included. So many other companies will sell you a tour and ‘forget’ to mention there are extra taxes to pay on arrival and drinks at lunchtime are payable extra. “Only another $10 Sir”, “Another $20 if you want a better boat” and many more up sells after offering you a low price for a boat that is falling apart with shitty service.
With us you pay one price, and we take care of you for the rest of the day with no extra to pay on the best boats in the fleet. We don’t have those annoying official photographers on board taking pics you didn’t ask for and then try to sell you overpriced photos you didn’t even want. No way, Jose!
Yes, our price might seem higher than regular catamaran trips in Cancun. But once you take into account all the extras we include we are sure you will find our price the best value ever.
The Sound System:
Forget listening to a CD on a loop through crappy speakers with a guide whose microphone barely works. On the Cancun Boobs Cruise we bring our own kick ass sound system and a dedicated DJ. Five huge speakers on the roof of the boat, a mixing desk, a laptop with thousands of tracks any one of which is available within seconds is the way we roll.
Requests are welcome, we always fit the music to the group we have. What’s more – when the boat docks for lunch we bring the whole damn system down to the beach club and the party continues.
Empty Cup Policy:
Have you ever found yourself on a tour or trip where drinks are stated as all-inclusive, yet you spend half the time with an empty cup looking for bar tenders? Then when you do find them they ignore you?
Not on our boat! Our staff is under strict instruction that they must at all times seek out anyone with less than half a cup of drink and ask if they want another. Staff that don’t do this will no longer be our staff next trip.
The People:
Last but not least. There is a reason we try to keep this cruise a little quiet and under the radar. We don’t shout about it from the rooftops, brag about it on Trip Advisor and sell it to everyone regardless. The quality and attitude of our people are the most important criteria. We don’t want to do anything that might change that, just for a few extra dollars in our pocket.
Those that attend the Boobs Cruise will be some of the funnest, open-minded people you could ever wish to meet. Thousands of long-lasting friendships have been formed. Most of our customers stay at Temptation resort and, wow, do they know how to party!
Many are our regular contributors on our Temptation forum, so they are already outgoing and looking to meet people and make the most of their valuable vacation. The Boobs Cruise is primarily couples, we do allow select singles – single girls are always allowed. Sorry, we don’t allow single guys in groups no larger than 2.
You won’t find out of control bachelor parties to spoil the vibe on our trip. It’s not a fucking zoo!